born in the late 1970's to rich upper-middle class bourgeois parents, C. Depp was never a stranger to wealth, being obscenely spoiled from a young age, born with a bronze spoon is his crooked toothed mouth. Growing up on the outskirts of a small Long Island suburb, C. learned the meaning of the word 'superb' in asmuch as it applied to doing homework & writing papers for the strict & demanding teachers of his poshy elitist public school; flash forward to 1999, C. has graduated from another restrictive, highly over-priced higher educational instituion &, his anti-Marxist brainwashin' education complete, ready to unleash his heavily Ann Rand-influenced song prose on the unsuspecting indie rock & commercial country worlds, respectively; C. scores a few top hits on both charts, most notabley receiving a 8.9 on pitchforkmedia.com for an mp3 posted on myspace which featured controversial lyrics proposing a return to the single lateral economic system of a previous era, conversly C.'s more country-oriented output started to put him in good with critics at "Down Beat" magazine, Antone's Home of the Blues in Austin, Texas & the Country Billboard pop charts. After heavy airplay on KASE 101.9, C.'s most recent single "My Baby Jus' Cares for Me (Black Spidey)" seems to be opening up his audience to an even wider crowd, with Hannah Montana & Dora the Explorer fans both queing at local Ticketmaster locations across the Southern united states to purchase tickets to C. Depp's upcoming "Talkin' Black Spidey Blues Tour"; while the broader impliations of some of C.'s newer East Austin lyrics remains to be determined, in the aforementioned present, there seems to be no free will on the matter either way... Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.