Lyrics

I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot so can you help me
please it's tougher than I thought. The odds are pretty good but the goods are
pretty odd though at this point I'd take anything you've got. You see this all
the time nice girls in love with jerks what could they be thinking tell me how
it works. If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first but the ones I
have in mind are even worse and even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could
always call who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.

He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised even Hitler had a girlfriend so
why can't I? life is full of contradictions hard to understand and for every
happy woman there's a lonely man. Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his
clan but God forbid that I get a girlfriend. Even Hitler had a girlfriend who
he could call his own to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone. I'm
not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd rather be with
Hitler more than me I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.