Lyrics

The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing
but I love it when you read to me and you you can read me anything
The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb but I
I love it when you sing to me and you you can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring and written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes and things we're all
too young to know but I love it when you give me things and you
you ought to give me wedding rings I love it when you give me things
and you you ought to give me wedding rings