Tankard > Best Case Scenario - 25 Years in Beers Space Beer
Lyrics
Read in the morning paper
They´re shooting up another satellite
Experiments on the final frontier
To create the ultimate beer
Precious yeast spinning in orbit
Unrestrained gravity fades
Nobody knows what this brew will be
A magic potion? Chemistry?
Everybody loves the new beer
So good you want to drink it day and night
It´s better than any Pils, any Ex
Makes you feel like really good sex
If you´re sick, don´t fear the doctor
´Cos he has wonderful news:
A case of Beer will replace the pills
A drink of healing cures your ills
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it´s a sensation
Refrain:
Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space
Chuck it down, it´s a drinker´s heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright
If you stick to drinking Space beer
Hangovers-headaches will be in the past
The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise
Your dick and brain will grow in size
If you´re bald, it´ll make your hair grow
If you´re not, drink it for fun
Your liver wants more and more of it
It keeps your stomach strong and fit
We love it - a beeromaniac Utopia
We want it - Oktoberfest cornucopia
Refrain:
Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space
Chuck it down, it´s a drinker´s heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright
Future beer is so fantastic
There is no end to what this stuff can do
It multiplies - it´s no trick of the light
Empty bottles refill overnight
It´s the best nothing can match it
Number one - galaxy wide
The aliens from all over space
Will come to earth to get a taste
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it´s a sensation
Refrain:
Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space
Chuck it down, it´s a drinker´s heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright