Lyrics

(I'm walking away)
Like dear abby told me
(I'm walking away)
My shrink gave his o.k.

(I'm walking away)
The self-help book implored me
(I'm walking away)
Jubilation day

(I'm walking away)
My best friends all had warned me
(I'm walking away)
Even your mom said you were nuts

In my dreams
You wear a red cape and a pitchfork
(I'm walking away)
Jubilation day

(I'm walking away)
Let me get my things
(I'm walking away)
Where'd you hide my banjo strings?

(I'm walking away)
I'll be over you by lunch time
(I'm walking away)
Jubilation day

(I'm walking away)
Let's always remember the good times
(I'm walking away)
Like when you were out of town

(I'm walking away)
But the sex was great
(I'm walking away)
At least that's what my best friend's brother said

(I'm walking away)
You know, you are right, we should always stay in touch
(I'm walking away)
This is your new e-mail address right?
Cheatin, pyscho, dish-throwin, hoe dot nut

Bye!