Lyrics

Sometimes you have bad days
Days when you think nothing can bring you up
But if you got a girl
You got nothing to worry about
Just listen here
And we'll tell you just what's up

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

Then grab her grandma
Get some Dixon Cider
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

You might not get it yet
So I'm gonna tell you again

Hey Hey Oh
Then you can shout it out
And go tell all of your friends
Hey Hey Oh
I love Dixon Cider
And I will 'till the day that I die

Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh
I would evern choose it over
Ah, ah, I guess pie

It makes me feel so good
I wanna have more Dixon Cider
If I don't get enough I'll beg and plead
‘Cause girl you know just what I need

I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider
If your girl don't want it
Then you best go hide her
‘Cause I'll find her give her Dixon Cider
Push, shove it all down inside her
Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day. Every day. Dixon Cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her

Dixon Cider!

I was thirteen when I had my first Dixon Cider
I had so much when I'd talk, I would slur
Parents didn't like it
There was nothing they could do
Then my mama tried it
She started slurring too
My dad said “No more Dixon Cider until you're older”
I said: “Hell No! ”
So I rolled him over with a boulder
And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care
Can anyone save me from this killer bear!
Oh No! GET AWAY FROM ME BEAR! NO! AHH!

It don't matter who you are
WHITE
BLACK
ASIAN
or HISPANIC
There's no need to panic
You know this shit's organic
If you don't get enough
It can make you go nuts
Grab your Dixon Cider (it's so good)
Wash it down with donuts (it's so good)

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
Sweet sweet love you will provide her
Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
Then shower her with Dixon Cider
With all your clothes on
That's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon Cider
Push and shove it all down inside her
So that's a deal and we hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in it's hand
If you're wondering what this song is really about
We're talking 'bout shoving pe (beep) s in your mouth

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh

Yeah

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Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

Then grab her grandma