Lyrics

[Freudian psychologist]
You have three minutes in which to tell me a dream
Any dream
Some one you had last night, if you can remember it
OR any dream you can remember
Go ahead, try not to censor, just let it out
Begin please..

[patient]
I got a little uh..

[singers: The Therapists]
Just a beautiful night..

[patient]
It's not like a dream, it's a confession y'know?
I kinda wild out last night y'know?

[Freudian psychologist]
Mmm-hmm

[patient]
To some shit..
Real ill shit..

[singers: The Therapists]
It's just a beautiful night..

[patient]
Let me tell you about it.. (mm-hmm)
Took this girl out to the movies you know
Dinner, the whole shit, you know
We had the lovely time, y'know..
Took her back to the crib, y'know
I spent a lot of money on her
I-I-I passed off, so I felt like she should pass off (mm-hmm)
Y'know? But she didn't.. so I took it!

[Freudian psychologist]
Mmm! Yah yah

[patient]
Yeah I raped her y'know
I mean you know I know it was fucked up
but uhh I ahhhhhhhhh... I felt bad so I left
y'know I went out, went to the store
to get me a little somethin to drink y'know (mm-hmm)
Went to this, went to this bar
Ordered some Amaretto, y'know, bottle of Amaretto you know

[Freudian psychologist]
Mmmmm, yeah..

[patient]
This whitey bartender said uhh, he don't serve no niggers y'know?

[Freudian psychologist]
Mm-hmm, yah

[patient]
What? Huh! I snapped on this motherfucker y'know
Draggin him by his collar
Pullin him over the muh'fuckin counter
Dragged him outside and I KILLED this motherfucker (mm-hmm)
I really wild out last night
I was illin

[Freudian psychologist]
Yah yah, mm-hmm

[patient]
But straight up, to be honest Doc?
It was a beautiful night

[singers: The Therapists]
It's just a beautiful night for a date rape

[patient]
I mean, heh it was a beautiful night though
I kinda enjoyed that shit for some reason

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, for a kill (a kill)

[patient]
I mean I could do that shit again, y'knowhatI'msayin?
That's what I'm tryin to tell you, somethin wrong here

[singers: The Therapists]
It's a beautiful night for a homicide (ohh yeahh)

[patient]
It's a beautiful night

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, let's go steal..
Well it's a beautiful night, to kill crackers

[patient]
So I went to Madison Square Garden to see umm
The Beastie Boys, youknowhatI'msayin?
Them niggaz had me riled up, youknowhatI'msayin?

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, all around, whoahhh!

[patient]
They was doing _The New Style_, all that shit y'knowhatI'msayin?
I really enjoyed the shit, slam dancin, y'know

[singers: The Therapists]
It's a .. beautiful night for a date rape

[patient]
Folks was really into that shit y'knowhatI'msayin?
Vintage old school rap, y'know?

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, for a kill (a kill, for a kill)

[patient]
This one cracker slam danced a little too hard and..
I ain't like that shit y'knowhatI'msayin?
I'm enjoyin myself, he enjoyin hisself
But some, some reason, some s-s-some friction kicked off y'know?
(Mm-hmm) I grabbed this motherfucker I snapped his neck, you know?

[Freudian psychologist]
Mm-hmm

[patient]
This nigga dropped right there, BOOM!
Crackers was lookin me y'know'm'sayin they was scared though y'know
They ain't never see a muh'fuckin cracker drop like that doe
I killed this muh'fucker, but it was a beautiful night

[singers: The Therapists]
It's just a beautiful night, for a date rape

[patient]
It was a beautiful night

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night for a kill

[patient]
I mean I wasn't wrong for that shit was I Doc?

[singers: The Therapists]
It's a beautiful night for a homicide

[patient]
This type of shit happen everyday in the ghetto Doc

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, let's go steal

[patient]
You should come on down, hang out..

[Freudian psychologist]
Yah yah

[patient]
Yo there's this girl, y'knahmsayin named Susie
I used to date, y'knahmsayin? (mm-hmm)
She got a butter body, she-yknahmsayin?
She real slick, y'know

[Freudian psychologist]
Mm-hmm, yah

[patient]
Me and my homeboys, we got together
She hung with a few of her crew, y'knahmsayin?
We was all coolin out (mm, yah yah)
Three and three, y'knahmsayin?
But her girlfriends y'know they weren't with it
They stepped off, they left her (mm-hmm)
Me and my homeboys, I ain't gon' say no names
Y'knowhatI'msayin Doc cause that would be wrong

[Freudian psychologist]
Mm-hmm

[patient]
We start feelin on the shit, feelin her up y'knowhatI'msayin?
Enjoyin ourselves y'knahmsayin? We had our way with it y'know?
First I thought she was enjoyin it
but when she started screamin no and shit I knew we was wrong
but (mm-hmm) we just took that shit man fuck it
It was a beautiful night

[singers: The Therapists]
It's just a beautiful night, for a date rape

[patient]
It was a beautiful night Doc y'know?

[Freudian psychologist]
Yah yah

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night for a kill

[patient]
I mean is there somethin wrong with me enjoyin this type of shit Doc?
I mean y'know

[singers: The Therapists]
It's a beautiful night for a homicide

[patient]
My old mom, she brought me up right y'know
Whatever, but, I like the shit

[singers: The Therapists]
A beautiful night, let's go steal..
Well it's a beautiful night, to kill crackers
A beautiful night, all around, whoahhhhh!

[patient]
I was watchin All My Children one day [laughing]

[singers: The Therapists]
It's a beautiful night..

[Freudian psychologist]
Mm-hmm, yah yah..
Unfortunately I can not give a clinical analysis
of the symbolism of this dream unless we want this record
thoroughly banned but let me tell you it's pretty dirty!