Lyrics

I'll be

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
doing doing doing

The way she moves she like a belly danca
She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma answa
Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done
Not till I'm finished pee-ing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee Pee, pee
yes I make R'n'B
I sing song, it a ring a chong
A Ching chong chong chong ching
Syke, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say
and you will love it

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
Everytime I see the show on MTV
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older
they startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie is PG mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent
cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He's too busy, I'm Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haa]

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like "THAT"
Maybe next year I'll say ass
And she'll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso
"I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get "DOWN"

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain't never seen a ass like that
Cuz the way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (HA)