Bloodhound Gang > Hard-Off Chew Toy
Lyrics
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Can't by love so let's just make it
Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked
I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya
Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna
Role play, the color purple, do shit you'd read in trent reznor's journal
Fuck to the sound of a zombie choir, till your private parts look like they've been in a fire
Turned on, but it feels so wrong, like when you relate to a nickelback song
Inhibition is gone with the blinds drawn, but you don't mind doing it with the lights on
Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man would look good as a mural on my uncles van
He rents to own lend me his cologne, now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone
You make me looney tunes
I hallucinate
When I see you
I see steak
Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running-back knows how great he is
With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of motherfuckers that regret trading him
But I digress, why's your dress not on the floor? Thighs and breasts make the best fried chicken but yours
Made the bucket list, don't know what the fuck that is, something like a dying wish
Wish I was dying with you on top of me like a fraction
A 10 that's over 18 can't do the math then, cram time, you got behind, let me school that butt like it's columbine
So fine, like charlie brown's hair. Out to get you over hear and in your underwear
Hit that pussy at home, like a predator drone. Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone
You make me looney tunes
I hallucinate
When I see you
I see steak
My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet
Then my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some shit?
Heard a foghorn, then my heart popped out
It was shaped like a heart, what the fuck is that about?
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
You make me looney tunes
I hallucinate
When I see you
I see steak